Farooq's

Farooq's

20 May 2026

There is a conspiracy against me and Lisp

It was night. I had fired up Emacs and was about to write some Common Lisp code to add new features to the msim code. I wanted to add detective and doctor roles. But before I write any code, a big BOOM came. They are using new kind of missles now? It was like a frightening earthquake. Then the second explosion came.

Me parents ran into yard. I shortly joined them. When we made sure there won’t be anymore, we got back in home. And I got back to the computer.

It was that moment which I realized there is a conspiracy going on. Many languages today are heavily backed by corporations. But Common Lisp is not. It was that moment which I saw it through the Source, the US military is allied with the US tech giants to stop me from writing Common Lisp. Because Common Lisp could be a potentional threat to many languages out there like Rust backed by Mozilla and Go backed by Google, among others.

But that didn’t stop me. Nothing can. I am so strong with the Source and I am called “Master” Patata for a reason. Yeah! I continued writing the simulation code.

Sincererly yours, Master Patata, A Master of the living Source.

PS: Many of Iranians have an excellent ability to laugh at their miseries and make jokes. It seems I also have got the power!

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